zeldathemes
Fluorescent Adolescent
I don't know what I'm doing with my life, But I know it has an excellent soundtrack.

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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Song: Leave Before The Lights Come On
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Album: Leave Before The Lights Come On
Played: 24,247 times.

skybluelacoste:

And we woke up together not quite realizing how
Awkwardly stretching and yawning
Its always hard in the morning

  #music  

Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around

No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though.
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough
Clementine Von Radics (via missdontcare-x)
  #quote  

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

oyasuming:

everything i touch turns into discouragement

oyasuming:

everything i touch turns into discouragement

baiovevo:

All I need is a cool boyfriend who will illegally watch mediocre indie movies with me

emosquad:

u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me 

How to obtain your very own bisexual

Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.